gunhilde asked: If Zoe were a dinosaur, what kind of dinosaur do you think she would be? And the rest of the crew too - why not.

If Zoe were a dinosaur, huh? Well, she’d be a saber-tooth, obviously. The Cap’n would be a…brontosaurus, River would be a raptor, Doc would be…hmmm…what would Doc be? I guess dilophosaurus and Jayne would be a t-rex…big and stupid.

Anonymous asked: Another dinosaur-related question. Do yours have names? If so, what are they?

Well, I don’t play with them THAT much. Just when I’m the only one on the ship…and I’m bored…

Frank, Jane, Jessie and Hurbert.

Anonymous asked: What do you think of Jayne's hat?

I think he looks silly in it…

but I wouldn’t say that to him. I don’t want to get shot…and I don’t want Zoe killing him.

Anonymous asked: IF YOU COULD BE ANY DINOSAUR, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU BE?

A PTERODACTYL! Then I could fly all the time.

askthegirlscout asked: Yo. So th' Doc says there ain't no aliens up there, but level with me. You totally run inta aliens, don't ya?

You know, that’s what I thought too. I thought I’d get up here find out that everyone had been lying to me all my life and there would be aliens EVERYWHERE, but nope. None. Haven’t been a damn one. The closest things are the…reavers…

little-miss-didnt-do-right asked: Can I just please hug you? Just a little hug? Please?

If…you want? I’m not sure how Zoe will feel about it, though.

Aw, what the hell. -hugs-

Anonymous asked: Did you ever get to know Zoe was pregnant of your girl?

Wait, what? Zoe isn’t pregnant. She woulda told me about that.

Anonymous asked: So, how'd you manage to bag such a stone cold fox for a wife?

One, show some respect. I’m the only one who get’s to call her a stone cold fox. Well…I’d like to think it’s my adorable charms, wit and overall masculine nature. But, I guess realistically if you work with someone in a confined space long enough it’s bound to happen.